The Moron's Guide to the Inevitable Zombocalypse

A project of Library of the Living Dead Press (see other related projects).

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About

This book will be comprised of articles on how to deal with the inevitable zombie uprising. You know it's coming, we know it's coming, the dead know it's coming because they are even now plotting how to make you life a living hell when they return. So we need to organize now! There is one slight departure from the typical zombie guide. This will be comprised of humorous articles and guides on how to survive. We want you to BRING THE FUNNY! Did you see Shaun of the Dead? You get the idea. We want you to take every zombie cliche in the book and turn it on it's head. Make fun of the movies, novels, guides, and most of all make it FUNNY!

Country of Publication

United States

Publication Medium & Frequency

Print Publication

One-time publication.

Fiction Closed

Audience:

Unknown

Genres:

Genre	Subgenres
Horror Horror	Subgenre: Zombie.

Lengths:

Short Story

1,000 - 7,000 words.

Styles:

Humorous.

Topics:

Unknown

Payment:

Semi-pro payment (1-4.9 US cents per word) Semi-pro payment (1-4.9 US cents per word).
Note: We list broad pay categories rather than prize specifics. Check with the publisher for details.

Submissions:

Method: Electronic submissions.
Reprints: Reprints are NOT allowed.
Simultaneous submissions: Unknown.
Media: Text.

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Dates

Last Updated: 15 May 2018
Date Added: 29 Sep 2009

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