Greener Pastures Magazine

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About

Greener Pastures is a comedy and satire site run by a bunch of writers obsessed with out-writing, out-joking and out-funnying each other. While their work has been published all over the web on sites like McSweeney’s, Belladonna, Points In Case, Weekly Humorist, MuddyUm, etc, their work has also been rejected so many times, they had no choice but to seek greener pastures.

Country of Publication & Year Established

International

Established in 2020

Publication Medium & Frequency

Electronic Publication Electronic Publication: Unknown publication frequency

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Audience:

Open to a broad Audience.

Genres:

General

Lengths:

Flash Fiction: 100 - 700 words.

Styles:

Humorous.

Topics:

Open to all/most Topics.

Payment:

No monetary payment Royalties No monetary payment. Royalties. Details: Contributors are paid through the Medium Payment Program.

Submissions:

Method: Email.
Reprints: Reprints are NOT allowed.
Simultaneous submissions: Unknown.
Media: Text.

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Audience:

Open to a broad Audience.

Lengths:

Essay: 100 - 700 words.

Styles:

Humorous.

Topics:

Open to all/most Topics.

Payment:

No monetary payment Royalties No monetary payment. Royalties. Details: Contributors are paid through the Medium Payment Program.

Submissions:

Method: Email.
Reprints: Reprints are NOT allowed.
Simultaneous submissions: Unknown.
Media: Text.

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Audience:

Open to a broad Audience.

Lengths:

Graphic Narrative: No page limits known.

Art Media:

Cartoon/Comic strip.

Art Styles:

Humorous.

Topics:

Open to all/most Topics.

Payment:

No monetary payment Royalties No monetary payment. Royalties. Details: Contributors are paid through the Medium Payment Program.

Submissions:

Method: Email.
Reprints: Reprints are NOT allowed.
Simultaneous submissions: Unknown.
Media: Image.

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Last Updated: 22 May 2026