Humour Me Magazine

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This project is believed to be defunct. (March 2026)

About

Why a monthly comedy magazine?
It’s a valid question, one I’ve been asking myself constantly since this idea zipped its way into my brain. The first and simple reason is that I believe the world needs more laughter. You can never have enough laughter.
Take a moment. Think about your most precious memories, those nostalgic mental Polaroids you carry in your heart for when you need them. I’d wager that a lot of those memories feature laughter.
Laughter can’t solve the climate crisis. It can’t tackle a pandemic, or stop hate. So what can it do?
It can unite us through wonderful shared experience. A primal, raw release. When did you last laugh, I mean really laugh? The kind of laugh where tears stream down your cheeks, your stomach hurts and you desperately try to suck in breath as you succumb to the moment.
We could all use more of that, especially with the bizarre dystopian reality the world seems to currently occupy.
Humour Me was born because I want to make you laugh, and I want to give some wonderfully talented people a chance to do it. I hope you will join us.

Country of Publication & Year Established

United Kingdom

Established in 2023

Publication Medium & Frequency

Electronic Publication Electronic Publication: Unknown publication frequency

AI Policy

Human-created work only; no AI use allowed

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Audience:

Open to a broad Audience.

Genres:

Open to all/most Genres, including:
General

Lengths:

Flash Fiction: 500 - 1,000 words.
Short Story: 1,000 - 3,000 words.

Styles:

Humorous, Satirical.

Topics:

Open to all/most Topics including...
Seasons/Holidays: Specific holidays.
Other: May vary.

Payment:

Token payment (under 1 US cent per word) to Semi-pro payment (1-4.9 US cents per word) Pay ranges from Token payment to Semi-pro payment. Details: GBP £12.50 per story.

Submissions:

Method: Email.
Reprints: Reprints are NOT allowed.
Simultaneous submissions: Simultaneous submissions are allowed.
Media: Text.

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We have received 3 reports from 3 different members within the past 12 months, not including pending responses (see below). The more responses reported, the more accurate the information.

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19 min | 22.0 mean avg | 20.0 median | 27 max days (4.4 std dev)

Pending

1 response is pending (532 days waiting).

Other Information

Most recent response reported was received on 07 Dec 2025.
Responses have been received for submissions sent as recently as 18 Nov 2025.
Date compiled: 08 Oct 2026 01:33 UTC (less than a minute ago).

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Last Updated: 22 May 2026